buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via officialwhitegirls)

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via officialwhitegirls)

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

(via ohicandance)

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

(Source: atlas-hour, via marilynmonroee12)

momofficial:

when ur at baes house and almost get caught leavin

momofficial:

when ur at baes house and almost get caught leavin

(via marilynmonroee12)